Welcome back to the Food Legacy where the chaos never ends. Last week the family received a visitor, their nanny; he was caught putting his lips on Cannoli. Daiquiri graduated early and Bacon graduated with honors then rolled Hates Children much to my disappointment. The legacy earned 2 points for a total of 7 points. Who’s the best legacy player? Certainly not me.
When the family returned home from Bacon and Cannoli’s birthday party Bacon wasted no time putting a plan into action. Now that she was a young adult she wanted to move out. This place had one too many toddlers for her liking.
Bacon: You know, Mom. I think it’s time for me to move out.
Edamame: *thinking* Move out?
Bacon: Don’t worry, I will get a small apartment in San Myshuno. I’ll get a job and make my own way in the world.
Edamame: *thinking* Who’s worried?
Edamame was speechless.
Bacon: Mom? Did you hear me?
Edamame: *thinking* My legacy is saved! *eyes tear up*
Bacon: Don’t cry. I’ll come back to visit.
Edamame: I think this is what joy feels like.
The news traveled quickly through the family.
Edamame: I told them. I told everyone!
Bacon and Cannoli took some pictures together. I only got one without Edamame’s awkward photo-bombing.
Edamame: They didn’t ask me to be in the photo.
Probably because they didn’t want you there.
Edamame: RUDE!
And just before she moved out Bacon and Cannoli established a close relationship.
Bacon and Pranav Trivedi, the family’s nanny, have always had a close relationship. They are actually best friends.
Edamame: Dear Plumbob, look at the hot dog fingers on him. How does he do anything without knuckles?
Bacon took Pranav aside (in her parents’ bedroom) and tried to convince him to be her boyfriend. He told her he just didn’t see her that way. (I forgot to get pictures.)Heartbroken, Bacon decided to try something desperate.
She walked out of her parents’ bedroom without a stitch of clothing on.
Adzuki: BACON! What are you doing?!
Bacon: Panav and I were just having the best time.
Adzuki: On my bed?!
Edamame: *continues to jazzercise unbothered*
Edamame: She was lying. I saw him and his hot dog fingers muppet-run passed the living room window.
Adzuki: Bacon, put your clothes back on. I need eye bleach or a spoon to gouge my eyes out!
He’s going to need some therapy after this.
Edamame: Aren’t we all.
Adzuki: *cries*
Daiquiri: Cheese Louise, Bacon, no one wants to see your cupcakes.
Bacon finally dressed. Then she moved out. I got her a job in the arts, gave her $10,000, and found her a cheap apartment in San Myshuno.
Edamame: You gave her money?
Yup. I gave her as much as the legacy could spare.
Edamame: Now we’re going to have to sell everything we own on the lawn just so we can eat!
Or maybe sell some paintings.
Cannoli and Pierce Delgato went on a date. I downloaded James Turner’s Bigwallet Restaurant and gave it an experimental menu. My goal is to have Cannoli learn as many recipes as I can and pass them down to the next generation.
Edamame: Bigwallet. I like the sound of that. Sounds better than Food.
Too bad you’re stuck with Food.
Cannoli: I think you are the prettiest man I have ever seen.
Pierce Delgato: Oh, uhh, thanks.
Siobhan Fyres: *eyes Pierce*
Wow, she just puts it all out there doesn’t she?
Edamame: She has to lock that down, she’s got competition. Who is that? The nerve of that person trying to sabotage my legacy!
That’s Siobhan Fyres, she lives on the mainland.
Edamame: We should invite her over and feed her some blowfish nigiri.
You don’t know that recipe.
Edamame: Exactly.
Wow. Um, that’s murder.
Edamame: All’s fair in love and war.
Pierce Delgato: *awkwardly checks out Siobhan*
Cannoli: I really had fun. I’d love to do this again sometime. Would you like to go out again?
Pierce Delgato: Uh, yeah, sure.
Edamame: *sniffs* Ugh, what’s that smell?
I think it might be desperation.
Cannoli: Yay! *kiss*
Pierce Delgato: *surprised*
Siobhan Fyres: *spills food on Cannoli* Oh, sorry. *not sorry*
A little bit of drama with the staff at the restaurant.
Edamame: I can’t believe Cannoli kept her cool. Something like that would have activated my Kung Fu moves.
Oh really?
Edamame: Yes. It’s automatic. I could accidentally kill someone.
I had no idea you practiced.
Edamame: There’s a lot you don’t know about me.
Like the fact that you are “French?“
Edamame: Wee.
Cannoli: Pierce, will you be my boyfriend?
Pierce Delgato: Yes.
Edamame: Way to seal the deal!
That’s not what that means.
Cannoli’s days are filled with schoolwork.
Hopefully, this makes her schooling more enjoyable.
Edamame: You know how cliché it is to have people named Food love cooking?
Yes, but I also love how ridiculous it is to name sims food names.
Pierce regularly comes over to help Cannoli with her homework.
Egg and Pierce are becoming fast friends too.
Cannoli started a study group. I’m hoping to eventually add most of the family to the group. Right now it includes Bacon, Cannoli, Daiquiri, Egg, Frosting, and Pierce Delgato.
What is happening in this picture?
Edamame: I was telepathically helping them with their homework. It was exhausting; I had to take a nap afterward.
Frosting had her birthday this week.
She rolled Self-Assured and I gave her the Social Butterfly Aspiration.
Edamame: Oh no, that will not do. She needs a makeover, pronto!
Her colors are white, and rainbow, to mimic white frosting with rainbow sprinkles.
Edamame: Much better. The legacy is saved!
You know the changes are superficial. Her DNA is the same.
Edamame: Super facial? I don’t care what DNA means, but this super facial thing I can totally get behind.
No, superficial. It means the changes are just on the surface, nothing substantial.
Edamame: Where have you been? The surface is all that matters.
Apologies, I forgot who I was speaking to.
Frosting is also fast becoming friends with Pierce.
Edamame: He’s so nice. If he does marry Cannoli and move into the house I wonder if that will change?
Are you wondering if you are a bad influence?
Edamame: I have no idea what you are implying.
The family doesn’t get out of the house that often, but they managed to make it to the Humor and Hijinks Festival.
Cannoli: I don’t know. I should really be at home studying. I have so much schoolwork.
Daiquiri: *breathes deeply* Can’t you just enjoy the night out?
Adzuki and Frosting immediately went to the souvenir stand.
Frosting: Let’s get the shirts, some bubbles, and the snow globe.
Adzuki: This is going to cost my right arm, kid.
Frosting: *giggles*
As things started to get underway Edamame told the story of Mike Wazowski.
Edamame: …in the end he learned laughter was better than screams…
Egg: Lame story, Mom.
Daiquiri: How is that a prank?
Edamame: Ungrateful brats!
Difficult dynamic with Edamame? I don’t believe it.
Edamame: I certainly don’t buy this. I am the most pleasant person there is.
Daiquiri decided to give it a try. She started telling a horrific tale.
Daiquiri: …nobody knew what would happen…
Egg: Is this going to get gross? I’m trying to eat.
Edamame: *enthralled*
Daiquiri: …BLOOD AND GUTS EVERYWHERE!
Egg: *whines* Cheese Louise, Daiquiri! I’m eating!
Edamame: *enjoys Egg’s struggle*
Daiquiri: He is such a baby.
Egg: I can’t finish my food. It’s too gross.
Daiquiri started to tell another story. Egg left. She continued to loudly tell him her story as he walked away. At the table behind her Frosting was copying everything Daiquiri was doing and saying.
Daiquiri: Do you like giant robots?
Frosting: Do you like giant robots?
Daquiri: This story is NOT about giant robots!
Frosting: This story is NOT about giant robots!
Daiquiri: It’s the case of THE CRUSTACEANS!
Frosting: It’s the case of THE CRUSTACEANS!
Egg: *yells* Stop being gross!
Oh no, worlds collide. Do the Foods know Randy Johnson?
That seems like a highly inappropriate story for a kid to hear let alone retell.
Edamame: I have no idea who Randy Johnson is, but that story was hilarious.
This makes sense.
Cannoli tried to make some friends, but she couldn’t stomach watching Dina Caliente destroy her egg rolls.
Dina Caliente: *shoves food in face hole* I’m so hungry!
Cannoli: *averts eyes*
Edamame: Is she even chewing?
Daiquiri stealth farted by Bella Goth. It was so bad Bella gagged and dry-heaved and decided to go home early.
Daiquiri: *whistles to disguise the sound*
Bella Goth: *cough, cough, retch* Ugh, I can taste it!
Edamame: Maybe she should have been named Durian instead of Daiquiri.
Out of nowhere, Adzuki decided he likes to ski and wants to do more, or at least any skiing.
Adzuki: *cries* I don’t know why I’m crying. I just need to cry.
Edamame: Dear Plumbob, he’s like a hormonal woman!
Later, at home, Adzuki mentions to Edamame that he wants the family to go skiing. Edamame was completely understanding.
Edamame: Where is this coming from, Adzuki? You have been so weird lately.
Edamame: No one ever thinks of me and what I need.
I think you do enough of that for yourself.
Adzuki: I WANT TO GO SKIING!
Edamame: *stares*
Adzuki: *cries*
Edamame: *disgusted* Fine. I guess we’re going skiing.
Edamame: I want it noted that I cared enough to go skiing for my husband.
But only after he cried.
Adzuki finally gets his way and this pops up.
Edamame: That man is so aggravating.
The next day the family went skiing. They invited Bacon to come along. She made sure to dress appropriately.
Edamame: Where is your coat, Bacon? Why are you dressed in your formal wear?
Bacon: I wanted to feel the chickens.
Edamame: What chickens? There are no chickens.
Adzuki: Hey, hey, Daiquiri, I’ll race you to the top.
Daiquiri: Oh yeah sure. You start. *bored*
Excited I had the family use the ski lift to the top of the mountain. I was disappointed when they magically appeared at the top. EA squandered the opportunity to do something cool with the ski lift!
As soon as Adzuki put on his skis and started down the hill the rest of the family jumped back in the ski lift and rode it back down the hill. As you can see by his trip down the hill, he was a natural.
Adzuki: Oooh. Whoaaaa! It’s so slippery! Whoa! Are you guys having fun? Guys?
Once back down the hill, Adzuki met his family for a bite to eat. Daiquiri was struggling with the vending machines.
Daiquiri: Dad, can you help me with this?
Adzuki: You can’t steal it, Daiquiri, you have to put the money in it first.
Daiquiri: *grumbles*
Daiquiri: Gimme the stuff! *shakes machine*
Daiquiri: Give. Me. The. STUFF!
Daiquiri: Oh, that hurt.
Daiquiri eventually did “get the stuff” a ham and cheese sandwich. Looks like it was worth it.
Daiquiri: Why is it soggy?
Egg: Has anyone seen Cannoli?
Edamame: What if that machine had crushed her? What would happen to my legacy then?
You would still have three other kids in the house.
After studying all night, Cannoli needed to take 5 in a pile of snow.
Before heading home, Edamame had to make sure Adzuki wasn’t the only one with all the drama.
Her midlife crisis presented in a different way from Adzuki’s.
They hadn’t even taken their coats off yet.
Right there in the kids’ bedroom.
Edamame: I couldn’t help myself. Something comes over me every time I see his man-bun.
The kids’ bedroom though, that’s really gross.
While everyone was at work and school Daiquiri was up to mischief on the computer. She’s still waiting to hear back about her university applications.
This is a big DUH!
Not sure why this call came to Daiquiri, but the response seems on brand.
When the family came home, I found this monster spawned on the front lawn.
Egg: I… can’t… move…
Edamame: It was terribly painful. When we were finally able to separate it was like giving birth to an adult-sized baby.
Cannoli: Whacha doing, Daiquiri?
Daiquiri: Nothing. Mind your own biscuits and gravy!
I guess now we know what Daquiri was doing on the computer.
Perhaps Adzuki should get some tips from Daiquiri.
Daquiri’s birthday came and Edamame remembered to make a cake.
Daiquiri: *wishes* I hope I get a slice.
She didn’t. Edamame threw the cake in the garbage.
She rolled geek. I picked Public Enemy as her aspiration.
Edamame: Oh no, is she evil?
You know, she may end up with that trait eventually.
Edamame: She’s so beautiful though. And I don’t say that because she looks like me. I say it because it’s a fact. How could she be evil? It would be the same as having a delicious box of chocolate, but they are all filled with poop.
Well, that’s an unfortunate analogy.
Bacon could have just brought the gift with her.
Pregnant again. Maybe Adzuki should start wearing a hat.
Edamame: *cries*
Desperate to get that baby weight off, Edamame keeps doing her jazzercise every day.
Edamame: YEAH! RIDE THAT PONY!
Edamame: I have to keep exercising, someone called me fat. It’s not like I’m the size of a McDouble or anything. It’s just a little baby weight.
Your weight bar in CAS was maxed.
Edamame: How dare you weigh me! I feel so violated.
My game has that bug where acne never goes away if they age up to young adults with it. Poor Bacon has to live with adult acne and can not wash her face or cover it up.
Bacon: Guess what I got.
Cannoli: NO! DO NOT TOUCH ME WITH YOUR POOPY FINGERS!
Edamame: Everyone knows to run when Bacon says, “Guess what I got.” She only ever has poopy fingers.
Cannoli received her final grades this week. Not bad at all.
Edamame: I see a B-. Maybe she should have stayed home to study.
She will still land a great position and higher pay.
Edamame: *sees dollar signs* All of the children must go to university! I demand it!
Edamame has discovered diet ice cream.
Edamame: It froze my brain, but it’s worth it if it melts the pounds.
Egg has a girlfriend, her name is Amie Kealoha. They like to makeout in his parents’ bedroom.
Egg asked Amie to the prom and she accepted.
Edamame: The way she accepted, it’s like she has nothing better to do.
Edamame and Adzuki both had a midlife crisis goal called dumpster life (something like that). Pretty sure that’s not going to be good for that unborn baby.
When they go home Adzuki became an elder. He didn’t get a cake.
He looks pretty happy though.
Edamame: I’m so glad he didn’t roll grumpy. I just don’t know if I could handle the negativity.
*snort*
Edamame: I want to burn it all!
Nothing to see here, just Edamame’s regular fit of rage.
Edamame: So my emotional distress means nothing to you?
No, but it happens all the time.
Edamame: I can’t help being a sensitive person.
Edamame: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
As soon as I bought her a new stove the fit immediately ceased. I’m not even sure why she needed a new stove, all she feeds her family is salad.
Edamame: I bake cakes.
I think you should just paint a picture of a cake and bring it out for every birthday.
Edamame: And burn the house down when the candles get lit. No thanks.
Edammae: Who did thi? This is disgusting! *retch* *gag*
And now Edamame won’t clean toilets.
Cannoli has been thinking of her future.
Edamame: She knows how important it is to continue this legacy. She could be heir after all. It might be time to get started.
Do you really think there will be room in the house for Cannoli to have a child?
Edamame: This is my last baby. I’m not having any more.
Like I haven’t heard that before.
Amie Kealoha called and asked Egg out on a date. Excited, he ran right over to the lot they were to meet at.
When Egg went in to order them some french fries, Amie went to the restroom and never came back. She just left him there.
Edamame: Ohhhhhh, dang! I don’t even know what to say about that.
When Egg got back home this was waiting for me.
Do you have anything to say about that?
Edamame: I’m pregnant, I can’t hold it as long anymore. The baby kicked my bladder and I lost control. I sneezed and the floodgates opened.
Never mind.
Frosting made a mess on the floor and had to sit in it for timeout.
Frosting: But it’s getting in my underwear.
Edamame: You should have thought of that before you made the mess.
Edamame: And when you’re finished cleaning that up you can go to bed.
Wow! Edamame doesn’t even look pregnant here. That diet ice cream works wonders.
Edamame: We will be keeping a carton of that in the freezer at all times.
Maybe now the kids can actually have some birthday cake.
Edamame: Not likely.
Later that night was Prom. Maybe that is why Amie bailed on her date with Egg. Gentleman that he is, Egg met Amie there for Prom.
I had so much trouble during Prom. Egg froze in front of the food tables with a plate of food for an eternity. When he finally got moving again he voted for Prom Royalty. Then it was the end of Prom. Worst prom ever!
Amie won Prom Royalty and Alexander Goth won Prom Jester.
Edamame: Did Amie vote for Alexander Goth? Where is her loyalty?
Everyone thought Egg should have gotten the votes for Prom Jester. I have no idea what the names are of anyone there.
White Jacket Dude: You totally should have gotten Prom Jester, Egg.
White Hat Dude: Remember that time Egg shot grilled cheese out of his nose? Classic.
Egg: *still holding a plate of food*
Edamame: Maybe they should have voted for him. He could have won then.
Amie refused to leave the stage.
Edamame: So she thinks she’s too good for my legacy now? What if we don’t want her in our legacy?
You keep telling yourself that, Edamame.
Daiquiri finally got her acceptance letter and started coursework right away.
Edamame: I also let her know that B’s are bad and A’s are acceptable.
That’s a lot of pressure.
Edamame: She can do it.
Edamame’s baby looks like it’s ready to be born, but that will have to wait for the next update.
I completely forgot to get the points totaled. I moved Bacon out without checking all of her skills and spending all of her aspiration points. Points will remain at 7 for now, until I can figure out how many were actually earned.
Family Points: 1
Creative Points: 0
Fortune Points: 0
Love Points: 1
Knowledge Points: 6
Athletic Points: 0
Nature Points: 0
Food Points: 1
Popularity Points: 0
Deviance Points: 0
Parenthood Points: 0
Seasons Points: 0
University Points: N/A
Handicap Points: 1
Penalties: -3
TOTAL: 7
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